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Bert is Evil !
Crop Circle
For months I tried to hack the F.B.I.
crop circle files because an anonymous friend told me
about a crop circle in the shape of Bert's head.
Yesterday I finally made it in. This picture was taken
back in 1948, because crop circles weren't very common
tback then, local authorities didn't file it. After a few
years the F.B.I. found it in a private collection of a
local police officer. He died two months later in a train
crash. Why the F.B.I. tried to hide this evidence, I'm
not sure. Maybe they already knew about Bert's links with
the extra-terrestial.
W.